Sorry I missed you guys but it went something like this...

[INTERNAL : Wetherspoons]
Wez looks like a kid in a sweet shop with all the fine array of beers on board.
Wez : "Pint of Spitfire please" [Barman starts to pour] "what would you like babes?"
Tones (for it was she) : "I'll have a vodka and orange please"
Barman : "Have you got any ID on you?"
Tones looks puzzled : "No, I'm 29!"
The barman looks younger than she does.
Barman : "Well, I need to see some ID"
Tones looks through her purse : "I've got my credit card, you need to be 18 to get one"
Barman : "Thats not good enough"
Tones : "You don't carry ID when you're 29. Does Nath still work here?"
Barman : "Yes"
Tones : "Well, he'll vouch for me"
Barman : "Can't do that I'm aftraid"
Wez steps in : "Its alright, I'll rush my pint....just an orange juice then please"
Barman : "She'll have to leave"
Wez : [WTF?]
Barmna : "Its the law"
Wez and Tones are basically ejected from the pub by a jumped up sh!t of a barman cos toni doesn't carry ID on her. :(

I wanted to say "She's 29, not 17! Do I look like a paedo?" but decided not to in case I got the response I didn't want... :|