did you know...

that you can get an erection whilst dead? Nope, neither did I.
The top ten crazy science stuff you didn't know.

and a iccle puzzle

Sorry I missed you guys but it went something like this...

[INTERNAL : Wetherspoons]
Wez looks like a kid in a sweet shop with all the fine array of beers on board.
Wez : "Pint of Spitfire please" [Barman starts to pour] "what would you like babes?"
Tones (for it was she) : "I'll have a vodka and orange please"
Barman : "Have you got any ID on you?"
Tones looks puzzled : "No, I'm 29!"
The barman looks younger than she does.
Barman : "Well, I need to see some ID"
Tones looks through her purse : "I've got my credit card, you need to be 18 to get one"
Barman : "Thats not good enough"
Tones : "You don't carry ID when you're 29. Does Nath still work here?"
Barman : "Yes"
Tones : "Well, he'll vouch for me"
Barman : "Can't do that I'm aftraid"
Wez steps in : "Its alright, I'll rush my pint....just an orange juice then please"
Barman : "She'll have to leave"
Wez : [WTF?]
Barmna : "Its the law"
Wez and Tones are basically ejected from the pub by a jumped up sh!t of a barman cos toni doesn't carry ID on her. :(

I wanted to say "She's 29, not 17! Do I look like a paedo?" but decided not to in case I got the response I didn't want... :|

This season

and a happy new year?

back on the bike then?
a sad day indeed
1984 here we come. I'm moving..... :(
to America. :)

So, I hope you all have a lovely christmas and stuff. Thanks for all the links and chats last year, and its my final christmas as an unmarried man.
This time next year rodney... :)

My house is open to you lot on Christmas Day night to escape the family, if you don't mind dogs or cats or a shed load of prezzies. :) Tones has got a ton of nibbles as well, but I'm sure you'll all be stuffed from the wonderful christmas dinner you'll be having.

Merry Xmas

http://www.flashplayer.com/games/punk-o-matic.html

You too can become the next Rise Against or Lagwagon!

Albums of the year?

This year I got a MP3 player to feed, so the music consumption was even more ravenous than normal. Over the summer Dance made inroads into my collection for the first time, and a few quality hip hop records filtered thru. But my top ten is largely rock of one sort or another. In order I'm ranking my top ten (on records new to me this year) as:

Sigur Ros - TAKK
Fall Out Boy - From Under The Cork Tree
Colossal - Self Titled
Benton Falls - Guilt Beats Hate
Interpol - Antics
The Dresden Dolls - Self Titled
My Awesome Compilation - Actions
An Angle - We Can Breathe Under Alcohol
The Bled - Found in the Flood
3 Inches of Blood - Advance and Vanquish

Also rans included System of a Down, Ugly Duckling, DJ Format, Tangerine Dream, Tino Maas, FC Kahuna, Millencolin, Rise Against, The Magic Numbers, Damien Rice (sorry), Josh Rouse, Killswitch Engage and Mudvayne

Grimsby sucks

Well your council does anyhow. It is now officially the WORST in England. Check the CPA scores hear if you can be bothered; but basically for the second time out of three national reviews conducted, N E Lincs got the lowest rating achievable. That means the senior management which has been fired and replaced once, will need firing again!

http://www.audit-commission.gov.uk/Products/NATIONAL-REPORT/E7D1DAAD-9FE0-4322-93CF-373DB1D78676/CPA2005FinalScores.xls

If you ever feel the need to complain about your council, rest assured it's entirely justified; and they are the laughing stock of the country.

The year in ideas

an excellent article of the advances made over the past year. I like reading stuff like this, even though its 91 pages, with a page for each idea, but where else can you find the iraq constitution, why popcorn doesn't pop and zombie dogs together...
The year in ideas

Oh yeah, you'll also need to bypass the login, and for those that don't know its the lovely site of bugmenot, which you can sometimes use on your other registration req. sites, although it doesn't seem to work for nextdoornikki or katiekam....Andy. :)

Christmas Gatherings

Afternoon all, Hope ya all well?

I'm going to be back in GG from 23rd through to sometime in January. We going to meet up for drinks anywhere?

Will probably be in the Yarborough Hotel 23rd and 24th (especially now it opens earlier[9am] and closes later [1am]

Laters

*Jebbo*