Uh oh

So, comparing specs between the high end Dell laptop and the high end new Apple thingy, the Apple machine is nearly 1k (dollars) cheaper for the same spec (2gb mem, 2ghz duo, apple HD a little slower perhaps, better screen (very important to me), flash graphics card).
I hate to say it, but if I can chuck windows on it and plug in a mouse with more than one button, I /might/ just /might/ get one of these things.
Does it come with a free polo-neck jumper and a 'how to be teh gaye' booklet too? I don't /have/ to wear the jumper and have bottom sex if I get an Apple do I, or is it all part of the warranty?
Who'da thunk it, Apple making better/cheaper Windows Laptops than Dell eh?